Ah, for the days when a fender was $25 and a car ad could read:

“So when your wife goes window-shopping in a Volkswagen, don’t worry. You can conveniently replace anything she uses to stop the car. Even the brakes.”

Plus you could drink and smoke anywhere and make really sexist comments about that hot girl in your office.

No wonder Mad Men is such a popular show…

Women are soft and gentle, butt hey hit things.

Women are soft and gentle, but hey hit things.

Hat tip to That Eric Alper for this one.